🦃 Invite Your Friends and Earn a Free Subscription to AI Health Uncut 🌟
Yes, this is exactly what you think it is—another f*cking Thanksgiving pyramid scheme 😉
This message is exclusively for my subscribers. Thank you for reading AI Health Uncut — your support keeps this going.
It’s been a wild year. You totally deserve to kick back and have that glass of wine 🍷 and a piece of turkey 🦃. Go on, you’ve earned it. 🏆
Here’s something else you’re about to earn: 😉
If you enjoy AI Health Uncut, it would mean the world to me if you invited your friends to subscribe and join the conversation. (No spouses or partners, though. Let’s leave them be—we’ve already got enough post-election debates at the Thanksgiving table! 😊) By referring friends, you can unlock exclusive benefits that give you special access to AI Health Uncut.
This privilege is reserved for my most loyal supporters. As for the “B.S. tourists” who clutter their own(!) inbox with subscriptions they never open — well, the hell with them! 😊 I’m regularly cleaning house to keep things focused on true readers like you.
How to Participate
Share AI Health Uncut
Use the referral link below or the “Share” button on any post to invite friends. Send the link via text, email, or social media. Every new subscriber through your link earns you credit. Boom! 💥
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When your friends subscribe using your referral link (free or paid), you unlock exclusive rewards:
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Thank you for spreading the word about AI Health Uncut and helping grow our community.
🍁 Enjoy your Thanksgiving 🦃 and Happy Holidays! 🎉🎄
Sergei